T: Who threw Pooh down the stairs?
disembodied voice from upstairs: Boy 1! Boy 1 did throw Pooh!
T: Go pick up Pooh and put it back in bed where it belongs!
Sounds innocent in print, right? Read it out loud.
That sound you hear in the background is not muffled laughter. It's A. A. Milne doing backflips in his grave!
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